May 2012
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
April 2012
11 posts
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YOU RUN LIKE A RIVER RUNS TO THE SEA
what do i do in my spare time? listen to the joshua tree on vinyl on repeat. never gets old.
March 2012
8 posts
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Shell Oil is Suing the Alaska Wilderness League
I don’t know how this happened, but Obama has given the okay for Shell Oil to drill in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge. According to a newsletter from the Alaska Wilderness League, the ships are already on their way. The President can still stop it within the next few weeks, but will he? I don’t know anymore. I sure as hell don’t even see the point in voting anymore. He promised not...
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it makes me sick how blissfully ignorant my generation is to current issues.
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February 2012
6 posts
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ripples in our reflections
January 2012
8 posts
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i dont want my corgi to ever get old. :/
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December 2011
6 posts
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i really don’t get people who are satisfied with any career as long as it pays decently. doesn’t matter if they even like it. that seems so empty to me.
i couldn’t imagine doing anything besides working with wildlife. i’d be so unhappy otherwise.
i’ve noticed a lot of girls i know are enrolling in beauty school. i remember they used to have goals in mind, but now...
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on saturday, it was unusually nice weather so i took winston out to my favorite trail at fox ridge state park. on my way out, three blood chilling, heart stopping shots rang in the air. it was the first time i had heard gunfire. as silly as it sounds, i almost shed a tear. i had become very attached to this place and its wild residents from my frequent hikes. i hoped that whatever was hit, or if...
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November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
1 post
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HATES DRINKING AS MUCH AS I DO?
and bars?
September 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
i want everyone to know how much of an asshole my family is:
“Alex, I am very surprised you could see fit to reply to my e-mail inviting you to your brother Chris’s Birthday party.
I, and many others in the family expect nothing but rudeness from your sister, as that the way she wants it, but you?
I had bigger hopes for you.”
Delay camping in southern Indiana to go to this...
i sincerely believe that there is a unique energy that comes from the mountains and the wilderness, one that is so compelling, such a divine and primitive feeling that beckons man back to the earth time and time again, back to his original condition.. to the truth of his very existence. its strength is almost magnetic, it’s why short visits are never enough. it makes society feel like a...
April 2011
5 posts
Just realized that if I were to get married to Paul I’d probably be the only Anna Kenok in the world.
sweet.